Everybody out, it's a fire escape!

the-left-lane-is-for-passing:

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.

─ A New Spin on Things: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD ─

tsunderefemsoldier:

red-spy-francis:

bookymoo:

cfraud:

aigisbutt:

mass-destruction:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THKBNFJSTHLAY

…

TE UIC RWN  JUS VER TE LAY DG

─ サムライハート: Signal Boost Please - Student in Need ─

wingeddildos:

wingeddildos:

wingeddildos:

I can’t believe I’m actually talking about this. And for those who know me personally, you know how much I suck at actually admitting when I’m screwed.

But the bottom line is that I owe my school 2000+ dollars and if I don’t have that…

ocellite:

commandershepface:

n0l4n:

What if Reapers had captured the other species too ?

Source ( X )

Glorious. The Reaper Thresher Maw is ridiculous.

SCREAMS

boogiewoogie-jive:

voldemortsss:

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

i love this man

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

askbabycreeper:

nicklugo:

Cool Guy has Chill Day

omg  this video made my day (thank you cool guy)

youshouldntwearthatfedora:

Ladies, we need to talk about raising your prom date standards.  COME ON. 

UGH GOD THE LADY IN THE BACKGROUND LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES TAKEN CONTROL OF HER BODY.